Bon Appetite

HARD FLESH CAFÉ

Menu
(Menu might best be understood by reading Galatians 5:16-26)

Fleshly Appetizers……………….………………………….………$Your Purity
(Includes Sauteed Sexual Immorality, a generous sample of Moral Impurity a la Mode and a side dish of Peppered Promiscuity)


Idolatry/Sorcery Combination Platter…………………………$Your Soul
(Choose from a wide variety of idols or a spicy array of sorcery. For those who enjoy a variety, why not combine your sorcery with your favorite idols for a taste you won’t soon forget!)

Hatred Buffet………………………………………………..$Your Relationships
(Many of our customers enjoy battling our bountiful buffet. You will find succulent strife, jaw-tingling jealousy, and old-fashioned outbursts of anger that will remind you of home and keep you coming back for more.)

From the Dessert Table:

“Selfish Ambition” (Hard Flesh Café’s most popular dessert!)

“Dissension” (You won’t want to share this delectable dessert with anyone!)

“Factions” (Comes in generous portions!)

“Envy” (Everyone’s eye will be on THIS dessert when it comes to your table!)

Beverages:
(Free Refills!)

Drunkenness

Carousing

Manager’s Note: There is much, much more available to you than is listed on the menu. If you think of something your flesh desires, ask your waiter or waitress. We will bring it right out!


Whatever That French Word is for "Enjoy your meal,"
Perry Crisp