Words never uttered...from the animal kingdom:
Fish: "I'm thirsty."
Cow: "That hamburger looks good."
Snail: "It all happened so fast."
Eagle: "No thanks. I'd rather walk."
Vulture: "Gross! I'm not eating that!"
Snake: "Hey, look! A guy with a hoe. I wonder if he's friendly."
Porcupine: "That was the best massage I ever got."
Cat: "I hope Jamie wants to play 'fetch' today!"
Alligator: "What! No salad bar?"
Turkey: "I love November."
Salmon: "I'll be back."
Armadillo, Opossum, Rabbit, & Turtle: "Always look both ways before crossing the road."
Words never uttered...from me:
"May I please have a pickle?"
"Oh boy! Algebra!"
"I wish I had a cat."
"I wonder what's on HG tv."
"Alright! Golf AND Nascar on tv at the same time! Cool!"
"I'll be back right after I get an earring and highlights."
"Fishing? Nah, I'm too tired."
"I only feel like preaching ten minutes today."
Words never uttered...from Biblical characters:
Adam to Eve: "Oh yeah? I'll have you know there are PLENTY of women who find me attractive!"
Eve to Adam: "Honey, I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
Noah (before the ark): "I've always dreamed of operating a zoo."
Noah (after the ark): "We sure could use some rain."
Abraham: "Sodom seems like a nice place to raise a family."
Lazarus: "I don't believe in miracles."
Satan: "You really need to think this through."
Jesus: "I could probably help you get to heaven. Or you could try one of those other guys. Either way."
God: "I changed my mind. I don't love you any more."
(Okay, so I admit. My quiet time got a little off-track this morning)