Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Eternal Blockbusters

Have you seen the movie list in heaven? It's a list of the favorite movies of angels and saints in their cloud recliners. Here's a quick rundown of the top ten:

1. Kingdom & Dumber - about two Christian friends. One lives a life of faith. The other just plays church.

2. From Here to Eternity? - a documentary of millions of testimonies from people who discovered a personal relationship with Jesus.

3. Castaways - stories of people who were shunned by society, but receive an incredible reward in heaven.

4. When a Stranger Calls out to Jesus - epic drama of a blind beggar whose life is forever changed when he cries out for mercy.

5. What Lies Beneath - an investigative report exposing the lies people on earth believe and where those lies "hail" from.

6. The Titanic Mistake - a tragic tale of three men who almost decide to follow Jesus, but turn and walk away.

7. Saving Private Ryan's Soul - a deeply personal look into the private life of a young man and the intense spiritual battle that takes place over his soul.

8. The Untouchables - the miraculous story of three men who were thrown into a fiery furnace, yet the flames and smoke did not touch them.

9. Nowhere to Run or Swim - the story of Jonah who discovered the futility of running from God.

10. Paid It Forward - the glorious story of how Jesus' death on the cross paid sin's penalty and purchased freedom for all who put their faith in Him.

A quick peek at some of the really big hits in hell enjoyed by demons everywhere:

How to Lose a Soul in 10 Days
10 Things I Hate About Hell
A River of Fire Runs Through It
This Ain't No Toy Story
Mississippi and Everywhere Else Burning
The Devil Wears Asbestos
Rebel Without a Prayer
Chariots of Fire and Brimstone
Towering Inferno (a movie with no ending).

HITCH-ed to Jesus,
Perry Crisp

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